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Sleeping Pranks
SLEEPING
A HAIRY SITUATION
Here’s a great prank for someone vain, whether they’re young or middle aged. All you need is a wig that is similar in color and texture to their current hair. You can start prepping them as much as a week in advance by asking if their hair is getting thinner, or by telling them you saw a recall for their shampoo at the store. Once you know you have them ruffled, it’s time to act. Wait until they’re fast asleep, and then pull out the wig. Cut off pieces of the same length as their hair, then sneak into their bedroom and spread them over their pillow and shoulders. You can even gently lay some in their own hair, so that when they wake and feel their head, several strands come loose in their hands. Once you’ve had your laugh, pull out the wig and leave it somewhere obvious.
WET DREAM
This prank isn’t as devious as its name makes it sound, but it is hilarious. It’s a new take off the old fingers in water prank. It’s quick and easy to execute, so you can pull it any time some unfortunate soul happens to pass out in your presence. Fill a small bowl with water as usual, and gently slip the victim’s hand into it. Now, take another glass of water--or apple juice if you’re lucky enough to have it on hand—and wet the front of the sleeper’s pants. Take a few nice pictures for blackmail purposes, and then wake your victim with a small shake and the words, “Hey…I think you had an accident.” Most victims truly believe they wet themselves. It’s up to you to tell them the truth…or not.
BUNDLED UP GOOD
If you share a bed with a blanket hog, here’s a fun way to get your revenge. Usually they steal the blanket by getting one side under them and rolling to pull the other side off of you. Finally you can use this to your favor! Wrap your arms around your beloved and help them roll, all the while pulling the blanket fully underneath them, so that both sides overlap in front. Now pull out your previously hidden bottle of craft or gorilla glue. (Don’t put it under your pillow where they might find it! Try between the mattresses or under the bed.) Once your sweetie is sleeping soundly, apply a thin line of glue to the outside of one hem, and then press and hold the other side over it. You can even hold them to you to supply the necessary pressure to the glue seam, just be careful to make sure the glue is not exposed or the joke’s on you. After several minutes, gently pull on the two sides of the blanket to make sure the glue has taken hold. Now push them off the bed and listen to them writhe and bicker. Sure, you might be sleeping on the couch tonight, but at least the blanket you take with you is all yours.