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A NEW KIND OF CLEAN
People that fall for this prank will wish for once that they hadn’t washed their hands. The great thing about school restrooms is the sheer number of people that use them, how rarely they are checked out by a janitor, and—for this prank—how nearly all of them have the older soap dispensers with the top that pops right off. Get a hall pass so you can enter the restroom when no one else is likely to be there and bring your supplies with you—scissors, a pencil, and a well-concealed bottle of chocolate sauce. The scissors and pencil aren’t going to raise any eyebrows, but the chocolate sauce is a dead giveaway. You may or may not need the scissors depending on whether your bathroom uses the dispensers that use bagged soap or if they just pour the soap straight in. If it’s bagged soap, just cut the top of the bag. Now squeeze in a large amount of syrup (but not enough to overflow the dispenser) and mix it with the soap using the pencil, so the color change isn’t totally obvious. Other alternatives to chocolate are maple syrup, eggs, or even glue. You don’t want to use anything thick enough to clog the dispenser, or the prank’s over before it started.
LAYING EGGS
This is a great prank for bathrooms with rotating toilet paper dispensers (most schools have them). Bring a dozen eggs and do every dispenser in the school! Just turn the wheel on the dispenser until you reach a space between to rolls that is large enough to squeeze the egg into, but not small enough that the egg will fall free. Then slip the egg in against the roll in front of it, and carefully turn the wheel again until the roll it rests against is at the bottom. Luckily for you, very few people inspect their toilet paper. As the paper is used, the gap between the roll and the wall of the dispenser will widen until the egg can fall through. It always makes a nice noise and a little splash, so it’s a good thing your victims are already in the bathroom.
SMELLS LIKE TEAM SPIRIT
No prank compilation is complete without a rotten meat joke, so here’s ours. For some reason, most schools still have those old ceilings with the large panels that you can move with just a push. They’re great for any number of pranks, but especially handy if you want to hide something. To do this prank, all you need is a big hunk of meat and good timing. Bring the meat to school in a brown paper bag or lunch box, and no one will know the difference. It doesn’t even have to be rotten yet. Choose a classroom that you can easily get into. It could be your study hall, but it’s especially funny in the home ec room. Come to school early, stay late, or sneak into the room at lunch, whenever you’re least likely to get caught. It might help to have a lookout for this. Then all you do is climb up on a chair, move a panel to the side, put the meat inside, and move the panel back into place. Within a couple days, you and everyone else will notice the smell. It shouldn’t be too hard to hide your laughter when you’re gagging.
NEVER LOSE YOUR PENS AGAIN
Here is your chance to betray the trust of a good friend for a cheap laugh. You will need their locker combination and a bottle of super glue. You may want to rearrange their locker slightly, so something less important (like a notebook) is on the bottom, but otherwise try to keep it exactly as it is. It is fairly easy to do this prank in public--as long as your friend is not present--because it just looks like you’re rummaging in a locker. Start with the largest item (like the notebook already mentioned), and put a thin line of glue around the edges, then press it firmly to the bottom of the locker. Glue another notebook, an agenda, etc on top of the first. Place any textbooks on top without gluing (you want them to freak out, not fail). Now take every pen or pencil in their locker and glue them to whatever space remains at the bottom of the locker. For an extra touch of wickedness, glue any magnets to the locker door. When they open their locker, everything will appear normal. Wait by their locker to enjoy their confusion, and be ready to lend them a pencil.
FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES ONLY
It seems like every school has some crazy science teacher with a collection of animals and embryos in formaldehyde. With hobbies like that, they’re practically asking to be pranked. To pull this one off, you’ll need a very large and ugly fish or a very large and ugly frog, a mason jar, and green food coloring. Just place the fish or frog in the jar, and fill three-quarters full with water. Remove the animal again, and slowly add and mix green or yellow food coloring until the water has a very subtle but murky green tint (too much too fast and it will look like mint mouthwash). Once the coloring has settled, return the specimen to the jar, punch some holes in the lid, and screw it firmly on. Now all you have to do is sneak it into the lab, put it in a prominent and readily visible place with the other specimens, and wait. The slight color difference in the water will eventually draw someone’s eye, and when they see the supposedly old specimen moving, they’re sure to freak out.