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Food & Restaurant Pranks
FOOD AND RESTAURANT
A NEW FLAVOR OF SODA
This prank can be executed in a minute or less. You can do it when a friend leaves the table at a fast food restaurant, or if you’re picking up lunch for someone else. All you need is a sauce packet and a moment alone with the victim’s soda. The cup needs to be opaque with a to-go lid and straw for this to work, and dark sodas or colored straws make it easier to pull off too. As soon as you get that moment alone, just pop off the lid of the cup and pull out the straw. Next, tear the corner of the sauce pack. Any sort of sauce will do—soy sauce, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce—but the thinner the sauce the more they’re likely to suck up. Insert the end of the straw into the sauce and, by holding the sauce pack against the side of the cup and slowly sliding it down with the straw, submerge it in the soda and replace the lid. It is important that you push the straw and packet to the bottom together so that the straw doesn’t come out of the packet. Now all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the look on your friend’s face when the flavor hits their tongue.
BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
If you know a naughty birthday boy or girl that you’d like to teach a lesson, then this is the prank for you. You can bake a single layer cake yourself, or order an unfrosted one from the store. Before frosting the cake, let it cool completely and cut and remove a piece, being careful not to break it. This is where you can use your imagination. Take a fake fingernail, a band-aid, a dead bug—the possibilities are endless as long as it is small—and gently push it into the middle of the piece from the side. Then put the piece back into the cake and frost. You can use candy or another decoration to mark the piece. Then, when the birthday boy or girl blows out their candle and has made their wish, smile and tell them you hope they get something special, and recut and serve them the piece. It’s even better when you can serve the cake out of a bakery box, because that leaves the victim wondering who their birthday surprise fell off of.
MILK AND COOKIES
Is your roommate a fridge raider? Did you end up living with a human garbage disposal? If you’re tired of eating Ramens every night because your dorm mate ate your steak, then you’re going to love this prank. Buy two identical jugs of milk—preferably the single serving chugs because the bottles tend to be opaque. Place one in the fridge and put the other in a cupboard somewhere. Obviously it’s best to leave it there for a couple days if you want it to get really sour. Once it’s had a chance to ripen, put the second bottle back in the fridge (but be sure to mark it in some way). Next, buy a new box of Oreos. Scrape the cream out of the center of several cookies, then smooth on a thin layer of white toothpaste in its place. The next time your buddy starts rummaging through the fridge, ask him if he wants some of your milk and cookies. Give him the rancid bottle and his own plate of Oreos, and grab the good bottle and some regular Oreos for yourself. When he spits out his first Oreo and reaches for the milk, take a nice big swig of yours and smile. Revenge is sweet.