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Christmas Pranks
CHRISTMAS
SECRET SANTAWICH
Here’s a harmless prank that you can do for any gift exchange. While it works best in Low Down Dirty Santa or Yankee Santa exchanges where the gifts rotate, feel free to make a fresh one for your Secret Santa’s final gift. All you need are two pieces of bread, your favorite sandwich ingredients, and saran wrap. You can put the sandwich in a regular brown paper bag or wrap it extra nice to throw the recipient off. Imagine their surprise when they peel back the paper and find a bologna sandwich. A lot of people that have received this gift have reacted with more than surprise (my Secret Santa called me a few not quite family friendly names).
Because Christmas is about giving, the prank doesn’t stop here. When you’re making the sandwich, take the cash maximum for the exchange and fold it into a tiny square. Wrap the square in the saran wrap and tuck it into the sandwich. Once you’ve gotten your Secret Santa good and angry about the sandwich, ask them to take a bite. My Secret Santa was pretty happy about the secret ingredient, and ultimately thought it was so funny that she made a sandwich for her next Secret Santa.
OH CHRISTMAS TREES
This is actually an after Christmas prank, but your ability to do it relies entirely on the season. The week after Christmas, people usually start putting their Christmas trees on the curb for trash pick up. You will need a friend with a truck to collect these. Once you’ve gotten all that you can find, you can either wait until your target is at work or arrange for another friend to take them out of their house. Then you will unload all the trees onto their front lawn. You should make at least a couple large signs with stakes and plant them in the yard. The signs can say anything, but “Rest In Peace Christmas,” “Christmas Trees – 50% off,” or “Tree Drop Off” are popular choices. Then find somewhere to hide or park down the road before they come home, and watch their reaction. Depending on what sign you use, you can ham it up by calling to ask what they’re charging or by driving by and dumping another tree while they’re home.
SNOW STALKER
Forget those lame old Christmas cards; this long-term prank really lets your victim know they’re worth your time. The one thing you really need for this prank is snow, so keep an eye on the weather reports. Before the first snow falls, buy a box of matching snowman note cards, and drop your first one in a friend or relative’s mailbox. The message should be simple and written in a childish scrawl. Something like, “I’m coming…Did you miss me?” will suffice. The day before a snow storm is predicted, leave another card with an even more ominous tone, “I’m almost here…Are you ready?” The day it starts snowing, drop another card with something sinister and odd like, “I am everywhere. I can almost feel you every time you leave your house.” Finally, when you have received a fair amount of snow, wait until your friend is gone and build a snowman by their door or window, facing in. Place the last card in his hands with a final message, something more light-hearted that gives the joke away, like “Two months to go before we escape this snow,” and sign it with your name. This isn’t a prank for your grandma, but choose a friend with the same sick sense of humor as you, and they’ll get a laugh too.
EVERY DAY A SURPRISE
My mother used to buy an advent calendar every year and let my brother, sister, and me take turns opening windows. I loved those silly things, but when I got older I learned that they were also a great setup for an easy prank. All you have to do is carefully open the bottom of the calendar and slide the chocolate tray out. Remove all chocolates for your own enjoyment, and replace them with prizes of your own. I personally prefer chocolate-flavored laxatives, but you might go the extra mile and choose a new item for every day like tradition dictates. My brother and sister never did figure it out. They thought they had the flu for a month, and every third day Mom gave me a hug and told me how nice it was that I was sharing. Tis the season!