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APRIL FOOLS DAY SAFE PRANKS
BEING POSITIVE
Here’s a quick and easy way to make someone’s parents cry on Aprils fools day. All you need is an unused pregnancy test, a blue marker, and a family with a young girl in the house. Start by removing the pregnancy test from the box. Now all you need to do is take the blue marker and draw a small plus sign in the blank results window. If you’re pulling this prank in your own home, you can easily put this just about anywhere. If you’re doing it at someone else’s house, just hide the pregnancy test in a pocket, ask to use the bathroom, and place the test on top of their trash. Once the pregnancy test is planted, seek out the mother or father and say, “So who’s pregnant?” When they ask what you mean, nonchalantly tell them you saw the test while you were in the bathroom/bedroom/kitchen, etc. Then watch them FREAK OUT when they see the test themselves.
CAN I GET YOUR DIGITS
This prank is definitely a April fools day classic, but if done correctly still makes plenty of unsuspecting people jump. All you need is a Dixie cup, scissors, ice, and some red food coloring or other viscous red substance. Cut a small hole just large enough for your ring finger in the bottom of the Dixie cup (you don’t want the ice and “blood” to drip all over you). Now fill the cup with ice. Take a red marker, red food coloring, red nail polish, etc and drizzle your left or right ring finger with it. Now hold the cup in your opposite hand and push the “bloody” finger up through the bottom of the cup; curl the extra fingers of that hand around the bottom, so it appears you are holding the cup in both hands. This can be done at school, at home, or even at the office. As soon as everything is prepared, run into a room screaming. Thrust the cup at people while asking frantically, “Do you know whose this is?” The better your performance, the better their reactions will be.
REPEAT
All you need for this prank is someone’s portable music device, the knowledge of how to use it, and time. You can ask to borrow their iPod, Zune, etc, but this will only incriminate you. If you are close to them, it shouldn’t be hard to get a hold of it without their noticing. Depending on how big their playlist is, this little prank could take some time. Once you’ve got the device, choose your preferred title, and change EVERY track name to that one title. It could be something as simple as “ha” creating a long, evil cackle on their display, or “revenge” if that’s what you’re aiming for. There’s the old juvenile standby, “You suck,” or something more taunting like, “Name that song.” Carefully replace the device, and wait for them to notice.
TIGHTY WHITIES
This prank is simple but somewhat costly and best done on April fools day to one of those neurotic guys that always buys the same kind of socks and underwear--it might be your roommate, it might be your brother, it might be your boyfriend—but admit it, we all know one. If they’re also so anal that they lay their clothes out ahead of time, that will make this prank that much easier for you. Check their drawers to find out what brand and size of underwear and socks they buy. Then take a quick shopping trip to the local department store and buy a couple packs of replacement underwear that are at least two sizes smaller. Little boys’ underwear is even funnier, but the victims are far more likely to notice the size difference before trying them on. Women’s socks in the same brand should also do the trick. Now all you have to do is replace the new for the old while the victim is out of the house. Check their alarm for the next morning, and set yours accordingly. Now they’ll have a reason for being so uptight.